Liquorice Allsorts

These sweets are like girls. They come in all shapes and sizes. I'm not sure if girls taste this good though...

I like to roll a dice while I eat them and it makes the whole experience more fun. What number comes up indicates the type of allsort I eat...
e.g:

Roll
1 - the coconut wheel-type ones
2- sandwich
3- the nobbly round ones that look like fruit pastilles
4- liquorice stick or twirl
5- the one that looks like battenburg, or the 'bertie' sweets (these are rarer!)
6- roll again

Once I rolled four sixes in a row and I got angry. The sweets had to be put in the bin so I went in the garden and killed some insects...